Alright! Beat The Yeti has officially taken off, everyone! This week, we've got a good match for you.TEAMS
Team Yeti
HeavenlyYeti- 'n00b'
PoD H3x Corona- 'lolollollolollollol'
T Clay1- 'Only 90 minutes?!'
JABADAPOLLARD- 'Sailor Mouth'
Avocado Theory (ALT)- 'The Dude who became a veggie'
xAPxLx Vick (ALT)- 'Sorry I'm late'
Team Flaming Tampons (??)
sniper219- 'I made the name!'
Shark331- 'Why am I here?'
bobtackular- 'Is there such thing as an "overbob"?'
eestraz- 'The bane of all mankind'
At4User (ALT)- 'No-scope!'
As you can tell from the roster above, we had to call in Alternates this time. Oh, it was so chaotic. You're lucky you weren't there.
Anyway...
GAME 1
We played One Flag on Trial By Fire, a map made by yours truly. It is basically a fort I threw together in about an hour one day, but turned out to be really solid gameplay. The defenders have a fortress built over approximately half of Foundry. There is a set of stairs in the courtyard, leading to the battlements. From here, you can loop around into the Keep, where the flag is located. The attackers have an open field, back entrances to the fort, grav lifts that spawn after a minute in, and a sniper mountain.
Anywho, the match started with us on offense. Having made the map, you'd think I'd have a little advantage, right? ahahaha, wrong. The other team did a stupendous job defending their castle, and did not yield. We didn't move the flag once.
Next round, we were defending. The other team moved like exotic acrobats, coordinating with each other perfectly. Multiple times, we would chase down an enemy that turned a corner, and be pummeled by three more. Somehow, though, we held them off.
Third Round. No scores had been made. So,what did we do? We RAMBO'd them, of course! Like swift shinobi we moved, slaughtering Team FlamingTampons, and making off with the flag.
In Round Four, they essentially did the same thing as we did and scored rather quickly, resulting in a tie.
Final Score: 1-1, Tie.
Download the film here: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?h3fileid=32087788
GAME 2
We played Team Snipers (ZOMG!) on High Ground here. You can guess how this went. Lots of no-scopes and craziness. It was a close match, and describing the flow of this battle in text would make no sense. So, I leave it up to you to watch the film and determine how good (horrible?) we all did.
By the way, their team won this one.
Final Score: 50-44, Team FlamingTampons wins.
Dowload the Film here: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?h3fileid=32088101
GAME 3
Team Slayer. BR start. Blackout. You know the rest.
What? You thought we lost? Haha, the joke's on you this time, fair reader! We totally used our 1337 jumping skills and BR smarts this time. This match also marked a lot of frustration and tension between the teams, due to the excessive trash-talking generously provided by JABADAPOLLARD in the previous matches (he's not on my team anymore...). Lucky us, we won and calmed everyone down. You see, for the first time ever, we were at an impasse. As far as scores were concerned, we were tied, 2-2. You wanna download this film, because, well, it's probably the only documented footage of ME actually going okay on Blackout/Lockout...
finals Score: 50-41, Team Yeti wins
Download the Film here: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?h3fileid=32088271
GAME 4 (wut?)
Ah, Valhalla, the place of legends. Battlefield of gods. Heehee, we won!
:D
Final Score: 50-27, Team Yeit wins
Download the Film here: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?h3fileid=32088421
Thanks to everyone who participated. If you would like to face Team Yeti in the weekly Beat the Yeti challenge, please shoot an E-mail to mcnealylindsey@gmail.com. We welcome getting our butts whooped (again).We play next week on TUESDAY (notwednesday), April 29th, 2008, at 7:00 pm est.Thanks!!
Also, you can check out Team FlamingTampons at their new website, found at
www.flamingtampons.spruz.com
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